February 2012
3 posts
Feb 17th
151 notes
7 tags
“New Rule: Someone must make an elevator button that shocks you if you press it...”
– Bill Maher
Feb 8th
3 notes
Feb 5th
3,814 notes
January 2012
11 posts
Jan 25th
3,005 notes
4 tags
Jan 24th
4 tags
Jan 24th
6 notes
5 tags
Jan 23rd
15 tags
Jan 20th
Jan 16th
803 notes
14 tags
Jan 15th
7 notes
7 tags
“New Rule: Any teacher who says, “I learn as much from my students as they...”
– Bill Maher
Jan 10th
9 tags
Jan 5th
5 tags
Jan 5th
Jan 1st
2,061 notes
8 tags
“Now I know what you’re thinking, Bill Maher, what a thing to say, we all...”
– Bill Maher
Jan 1st
9 notes
December 2011
18 posts
11 tags
“New rule: The folks at Playboy must admit they got swindled in to paying a...”
– Bill Maher
Dec 31st
9 tags
“New rule: Now that Mattel has released their totally stylin’ tattoo...”
– Bill Maher
Dec 30th
2 notes
10 tags
“New rule: Don’t use tear gas to disperse Occupy Oakland protesters. What,...”
– Bill Maher
Dec 30th
8 tags
“New rule: The label on the pill bottle has to say exactly how many you need to...”
– Bill Maher
Dec 29th
11 tags
“New rule: Next time Steven Tyler tells us he lost his tooth and bashed his face...”
– Bill Maher
Dec 28th
9 tags
“Newt Gingrich is not a big-thinker. Am I wrong about this? He just uses the...”
– Bill Maher
Dec 28th
13 notes
8 tags
“New rule: Republicans have to stop calling the Wall Street protesters,...”
– Bill Maher
Dec 28th
8 tags
“New rule: Never purchase sex pills from a shop in China town. I bought a box of...”
– Bill Maher
Dec 28th
Dec 23rd
89,455 notes
7 tags
“No, if they had a panda, that would be pandering.”
– Tony Kornheiser
Dec 21st
3 notes
12 tags
“I couldn’t believe that Phil Simms said he (Tim Tebow) answered all the...”
– Ryen Russillo
Dec 19th
5 tags
“I wish I was a drunk. I love, romantically, the idea of being a REAL drunk, in...”
– Louis CK
Dec 19th
17 notes
5 tags
“I hate little boys. I’m like the opposite of a pedophile.”
– Louis CK
Dec 18th
5 tags
“It’s hard having kids… because it’s boring.”
– Louis CK
Dec 18th
4 notes
5 tags
“There’s people who hate environmentalists… and a lot of these people...”
– Louis CK
Dec 17th
56 notes
5 tags
“I really think that white people are from another planet. Because we, when we...”
– Louis CK
Dec 17th
4 notes
Dec 1st
51,639 notes
November 2011
5 posts
6 tags
“New rule: It’s time to admit that youth hostels are really just hotels...”
– Bill Maher
Nov 25th
8 tags
“We want greed, but greed, you know it’s like a rushing river. Communism...”
– Bill Maher
Nov 25th
20 notes
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 18th
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October 2011
4 posts
Oct 26th
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“New rule: Since the economy won’t come back until we start buying stuff,...”
– Bill Maher
Oct 22nd
32 notes
10 tags
Oct 17th
11 tags
Oct 16th
September 2011
8 posts
12 tags
“Right after Lyndon Johnson came in to office and he declared a war on poverty,...”
– Bill Maher
Sep 27th
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“Trying to get today’s Republican to accept basic facts is like trying to...”
– Bill Maher
Sep 27th
6 notes
4 tags
Sep 27th
63 notes
4 tags
Sep 21st
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Sep 12th
Sep 12th
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Sep 2nd
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Sep 2nd
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August 2011
72 posts
7 tags
“New rule: Now that Disney is bringing back Winnie the Pooh, they have to explain...”
– Bill Maher
Aug 31st
6 notes