April 2012
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February 2012
3 posts
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“New Rule: Someone must make an elevator button that shocks you if you press it...”
– Bill Maher
January 2012
11 posts
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“New Rule: Any teacher who says, “I learn as much from my students as they...”
– Bill Maher
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“Now I know what you’re thinking, Bill Maher, what a thing to say, we all...”
– Bill Maher
December 2011
18 posts
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“New rule: The folks at Playboy must admit they got swindled in to paying a...”
– Bill Maher
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“New rule: Now that Mattel has released their totally stylin’ tattoo...”
– Bill Maher
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“New rule: Don’t use tear gas to disperse Occupy Oakland protesters. What,...”
– Bill Maher
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“New rule: The label on the pill bottle has to say exactly how many you need to...”
– Bill Maher
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“New rule: Next time Steven Tyler tells us he lost his tooth and bashed his face...”
– Bill Maher
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“Newt Gingrich is not a big-thinker. Am I wrong about this? He just uses the...”
– Bill Maher
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“New rule: Republicans have to stop calling the Wall Street protesters,...”
– Bill Maher
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“New rule: Never purchase sex pills from a shop in China town. I bought a box of...”
– Bill Maher
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“No, if they had a panda, that would be pandering.”
– Tony Kornheiser
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“I couldn’t believe that Phil Simms said he (Tim Tebow) answered all the...”
– Ryen Russillo
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“I wish I was a drunk. I love, romantically, the idea of being a REAL drunk, in...”
– Louis CK
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“I hate little boys. I’m like the opposite of a pedophile.”
– Louis CK
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“It’s hard having kids… because it’s boring.”
– Louis CK
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“There’s people who hate environmentalists… and a lot of these people...”
– Louis CK
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“I really think that white people are from another planet. Because we, when we...”
– Louis CK
November 2011
5 posts
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“New rule: It’s time to admit that youth hostels are really just hotels...”
– Bill Maher
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“We want greed, but greed, you know it’s like a rushing river. Communism...”
– Bill Maher
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October 2011
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“New rule: Since the economy won’t come back until we start buying stuff,...”
– Bill Maher
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September 2011
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“Right after Lyndon Johnson came in to office and he declared a war on poverty,...”
– Bill Maher
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“Trying to get today’s Republican to accept basic facts is like trying to...”
– Bill Maher
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